Monday, May 31, 2010

I could kill to get C.I.D off air!

Yeah you guessed it right, the very show which pops out at any hour of the day on Sony TV. C.I.D (Crime Investigation Department) is an insanely annoying detective serial on air these days. I mean has been for the past 11 years. Yeah dude even I go WTF??? If you haven't seen it yet, here is your chance to get to know the show better and then it is upto you if you can gather guts to watch such a mindless, pathetic show!

1. According to this show the people of Mumbai prefer calling C.I.D instead of police when there is any murder and C.I.D's number is on the speed dial of every person.

2. More then a detective serial I find it a show where they are trying to find out who is the lamest actor of them all? The ACP, the senior detectives, the doctors or the criminals?

3. The Case titles are also very creatively done. Here, check this out!
  • 1 January 2010 - Rahasya Shootout Ka
  • 8 January 2010 - Qatil Khiladi
  • 15 January 2010 - Khidki Ka Khooni Raaz
  • 17 January 2010 - Khooni Aatmahatya ( 2 Hr Special Sunday Night )
  • 22 January 2010 - Zeherily Laashey
  • 26 January 2010 - 12 Years Ke Khilaaf Gallantry Awards
  • 29 January 2010 - ACP Pradyuman Giraftaar
  • 5 February 2010 - Sangeen Jurm Zameen Ke 6 Foot Neeche
  • 12 February 2010 - Bank Locker Ka Rahasya
  • 19 February 2010 - Dead Boxer
  • 26 February 2010 - Raaj Khooni Panje Ka
  • 5 March 2010 - Khoon Ki Holi
  • 12 March 2010 - Khoon Ka Raaz Jahaz Mein
  • 19 March 2010 - Sr. Inspector Abhijit
  • 26 March 2010 - Manali Murder
  • 2 April 2010 - Galli Cricket Ka Khooni Raaz
  • 9 April 2010 - Khoon...Zameen Se 25000 Ft Uper
  • 16 April 2010 - Khooni Ki Raaz Ek Qaidi Ke Paas
  • 23 April 2010 - Maut Ki Highway
  • 30 April 2010 - Khoon Bandh Darwaze Ke Peeche
  • 7 May 2010 - Khooni Deewar
  • 14 May 2010 - Maut Ki Aashirwad
  • 21 May 2010 - Rahasyamai Darwaza
  • 22 May 2010 - Khooni Kamre Ka Raaz                 
(Source: Wikipedia)

This should certainly give B-grade film titles a good competition.

4. The show's cast have been given outrageous and emotion-less dubbed voices which more or less sounds like robots are talking.

5. C.I.D's forensic department has gadgets which probably won't be invented in the real world in the next 50 years.

P.S If you haven't yet received C.I.D shayari/PJs you deserve to die!!!


  1. 14 May 2010 - Maut Ki Aashirwad

    21 May 2010 - Rahasyamai Darwaza

    I think they must have lateral hired the writer for Aahat to CID :P

    When you kill CID off air...who will come to investigate it???

  2. One more thing i like to add the extra artist use in the story do lot of over acting including some CID officers....

  3. hahahaha....gud yaar....CID should be closed as soon as possible...

    paka diya hai yaar in logo....bina sir pair ki cheeze dikhate rehte hai,....

  4. I can't help but smile ... high time they put the lock and key to it ;)

  5.'re right on that..i sometimes watch here in my country that very show :P

  6. hey..u r has been on air since so long n every time i put on Sony..only CID episodes are shown most of the time..

    I agre the titles are weird..while goin thru ur list I thot did u really watch them all n collect the titles or wat..but then..u sourced it from Wikipedia... :D :D

  7. One of the best post Neha! Is that show still on air? Anyway I never knew you'd kill people for getting this off the air, when you could just easily flip channels and not watch this crap! :p

    Think Neha think! ;)

  8. Bullshit. This CID thing is awesome! :P It has given so many hopes to all the lame writers, actors, and crew around! :P

  9. haha...awesome!!
    Sometime I just dont understand how they get manage to get the airtime!

  10. par i enjoy cid re...
    it maybe in no comparison with castle ,par good enetertainment
    and as for castly,osum show man,,..totaly creepy at times

  11. Simple You need not kill just dont watch that crap. I didnt even subscribe for that Channel!!

  12. OMG I totally agree with you!
    Me and my friends always chat about how STUPID that show can be.

  13. I swear I swear I swear!!
    CID is so L-A-M-E!

  14. hahahah my little brother watches it regularly and I HATE IT! The stories are too dumb to make sense!

  15. its more of a comedy show than thriller....obvious things r expressd out with utmost intellect...damn!

  16. You know I was thinking ki I should join CID if thats going to give me so many shows on television!
    I mean goddammit from day to the endless night, all I here is
    "Daya, darwaja tod do"
    "sir, yeh dekho laash"
    "sir, yahaan to khoon key dhabbey hain"

    MY GOD!
    I have never been so pissed at some television show this much!!


  17. i shud really download..these and watch them again!

  18. I need to watch this show on youtube, now, I guess!

  19. @ sid: yeah! LOL

    @ niraj: as i said it is race to compete for the title who is the worst actor among them?

    @ Mag[m]: lets write a petition!

    @ PNA: mental torture I tell you.

    @ ayu: you do? :O *i am shocked!

    @ urvashi: dude! i ain't that crazy about it :P

    @ sourav: No! i want to watch the good shows which sony tv airs...(but they are never on!)

    @ arjit: haha! then it is lametastic :P

    @ sorcerer: its high time they tell us WHY????

    @ varsha: i know your choice of entertainment :S

    @ venky: No yaar there are some good shows on sony...

    @ magali: outrageously stupid!

    @ orange: hi5!

    @ littlemissjuicy: my bro too :(

    @ krishma: yeah na? :P

    @ pankhuri: dialougues are mind-bogling :S

    @ gauri: :P

    @ hary: think twice dude!

    @ angel: think again :S

    @ jesson and rey ann: think think again!

  20. It can be some times funny(in a stupid way) :P

    "Daya darwaza tod do!!"
    "Sir!! Yahan pe to lash hai!!"
    "Burqe mein aurat nahi aadmi tha."

  21. oh.. i totally agree with you.. its been on air as long as i remember.. but it seems really entertaining for small kids and elderly ppl.. (I used to watch it with my grandma..:P)

  22. i used to like it..not now after reading so many mystery novels and movies...

  23. LOL @ next 50 years!

    Are ACP ka R&D ekdum solid hai!

  24. by the looks of it i think you have been a keen observer of the serial.. the levels of details that you have given...

  25. Hilarious! Loved the titles. I see some of the episodes since sony seems to be o hell bent on showing this legendary serial.

    Arey woh dekho, wahaan lash hai. Daya, jara dekho kaun mara gaya!

  26. mast post :)
    sony ki rozi roti lekin issi serial se chalti hai, to bechare kya kare

    I have a frnd who is an expert in creating CID PJ content :), hez a big fan and has met th whole team personally :)

  27. hahaha
    I used to watch it like 7-8 years ago and I remember that I used to love it despite all the over-acting :)
    though the 'cool' gadgets and that guy 'fredrix' DID get on my nerves :P